Monday, May 13, 2013

"The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller




Thumbs up for The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. Historical fiction.

Weirdly, I've never actually read the Illiad (or not all of it, anyway) but since my interest in the Greeks was originally piqued by reading The Firebrand and the The Odyssey at an impressionable age, I am intimately familiar with the story. The Song of Achilles is not, however, just the story of the Trojan War retold; it is about the lifelong love of Achilles and Patroclus (which requires a couple of brave authorial decisions I think Miller pulled off beautifully, but I can't comment without spoilers). At first I thought the writing was rather basic; then I realized it was deceptively so: that kind of simple pure prose in which the smallest twist can be devastating. I was also impressed that Miller never jolted me with an off-kilter historical detail. When, after I was done with the book, I read in her bio that she teaches Latin and Ancient Greek at Brown University, I was conversely impressed that never once did her scholarly expertise interfere with her gorgeous storytelling. Yes, The Song of Achilles is, in base terms, Homeric slash fanfic; but it's a thing of beauty. Highly recommended if you're looking for something about the Ancient Greeks, tender GLBT romance, or just a lovely novel to lose yourself in.

I turned. Thetis stood at the edge of the clearing, her bone-white skin and black hair bright as slashes of lightning. The dress she wore clung close to her body and shimmered like fish-scale. My breath died in my throat.

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

"Redshirts" by John Scalzi



Thumbs up for Redshirts: A Novel with Three Codas by John Scalzi. Science fiction.

I hesitated to buy this after reading some less-than-great reviews on Amazon. That was foolish, because it's one of the funniest books I've read this year. You have to understand going in: Redshirts isn't supposed to be a great novel. It does not have descriptions or deep characterization, and the characters mostly sound the same. What it is is a piece of humor - a spoof of the original Star Trek - and it does have the #1 desired characteristic of a piece of humor: namely, that it is funny. Really really funny. Not only did I laugh out loud many times, but I read the entire book with a big stupid grin on my face, which only grew as I went along. And I was delighted to find that the joke, instead of being worked out to exhaustion and then wrapped up in some lame fashion, was taken in directions I did not anticipate at all, and then built upon and built upon in a satisfying way. You know, it goes without saying that senses of humor differ. But if you like to laugh, and you've ever seen an episode or two of the original Star Trek, you are doing yourself a disservice if you don't give this a try. Because maybe it will make you as happy as it made me.

"It looks like a microwave, it dings when it's done and it outputs complete nonsense," Dahl said. "You have to present its results in person, and it doesn't matter what you say when you give the data to Q'eeng, just so long as you give him something to fix. I don't really have to point out all the ways that's so very fucked up, do I?"

Email newsletter glitch pt. 2 (and last)

Well, I received a prompt, clear and oh-duh-that-makes-so-much-sense! answer from the lovely monkeys at MailChimp on how to fix the repeat-email glitch for my email newsletter. Which I tried...and it does not work.

Screw it. My feature was a bug, through-and-through. I've disabled that (non)function, and everyone who was subscribed to only a subsection of the blog is now subscribed to the full feed. I really do apologize for any inconvenience.

Monday, April 01, 2013

"To Hell and Back Again" novella now FREE for a limited time





Just a note to let you know that my fantasy novella, "To Hell and Back Again...With a Little White Dog" is available for FREE on April 2nd and 3rd, 2013 (ending at 11:59am PST on the 3rd). You can grab it on Amazon. And no, you don't need a Kindle to read it.

If you know someone who might want to read it, I believe you can send it as a gift, too. Though don't ask me for technical details on that. :)

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Email newsletter glitch

If you subscribe to my email newsletter, and have gotten the same (old) post about my novella "To Hell and Back Again" multiple times, I apologize. I'm mystified as to what's causing the glitch, and tech support for MailChimp is reduced over Easter weekend so I don't expect to hear back from them right away. Please bear with me while I investigate.

Monday, March 25, 2013

"Bloodsucking Fiends" by Christopher Moore



Thumbs up for Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore. Fantasy.

Someone with good taste in books said that my writing reminded him of Christopher Moore's, so that was the final kick in the pants I needed to read Bloodsucking Fiends, which has been on my to-read list ever since I discovered it was set in San Francisco. I do take the comparison as a compliment. My sense of humor isn't quite as silly as Moore's, but he gave me plenty of satisfying laughs. The perfect vacation book.

There are no official rules for the sport of turkey bowling. Turkey bowling is not recognized by the NCAA or the Olympic Committee. There are no professional tournaments sponsored by the Poultry Farmers of America, and footwear companies do not manufacture turkey bowling shoes. Even the world's best turkey bowlers have not appeared on a Wheaties box or the "Tonight" show. In fact, until ESPN became desperate to fill in the late-night time slots between professional lawn darts and reruns of Australian-rules football, turkey bowling was a completely clandestine sport, related to the dark athletic basement of mailbox baseball and cow tipping. Despite this lack of official recognition, the fine and noble tradition of "skidding the buzzard" is practiced nightly by supermarket night crews all over the nation.
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