Patreon Rewards Store

This is where you can spend your Patreon reward points! There’s no fancy system here – if you’re a patron, you have my email address. Just tell me what you’d like. :)

I don’t ship year-round. I’m currently sending out physical rewards around May 1st and November 1st.

Things I want to add soon: professional audio books! Unprofessional videos of me reading stuff! Chapbooks! Illustrated classics! Bookmarkers! Book-themed jewelry! Lots of stickers!


Fine print!

International shipping. I will cover outside-the-US shipping up to a reasonable amount, but sometimes it gets unreasonable. Let me know where you are and what you want and we’ll figure it out.

Signed books. I reserve the right to send you an unsigned book and a signed bookplate, if that turns out to be faster or more convenient.

Original one-of-a-kind art. I don’t have an official gallery at the moment, but if it’s on my Tumblr it’s probably available. Pieces start at 400 points; it goes up based on complexity.

Custom one-of-a-kind art. Anything from a little sketch on up. We can discuss. :) Note that I usually work in pen.

You pick a book I review. Either fiction or popular nonfiction. Obvious standards of conflict of interest apply: it can’t be by you, your family member, or your bestie. It has to be under 500 pages or so. No guarantee it’ll be a good review. And no books set in WWII!

A story based on your prompt. Prompt meaning an object, type of character, or theme, not “Emma, write me a vampire romance.” :)